joke#1) Someone Hacked into a Blondes computer account. The password was: MickeyGoofyPlutoDaisyCinderellaShrekDonkeyFionaWashingtonD.C. When asked why she had such a long password she replied that she was told it had to have at least eight characters and one capital. -AHAHA!
joke#2) 3 men were drunk,they stopped a taxi.The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them, 'we ve arrived'.The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him.The taxi driver was stunned coz he was hoping that none of them must ve realized that the car didn't move an inch.So he asked,what was that for? Control ur speed next time,u almost killed us. -uo tomo :D
joke#3) A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours? SON: At school*Robot slaps Son* SON: OK,I went to the movies. DAD: Which one? SON: Toy Story*Robot slaps son again* SON: OK, it was Day with a Porn Star. DAD: WHAT? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!*Robot slaps Dad* MOM: HAHA! After all he's your son.*Robot slaps mom* -:))
joke#4) Tall Girl + Short Guy = Awkward
Tall Girl + Tall Guy = Cute
Short Girl + Tall Guy = Precious -just perfect :D
Short Girl + Short Guy = AWWWWWWW [:
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