i`ve been reading lots of stuffs lately,..visiting sites .. and i happened to pass by this article. i got it from MENSHEALTH.com :D (it`s a cool site ;p)
1. Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or following sex doesn't count. (onga nman.hm)
2. Real men drive stick shift.
3. I will leave if you lie. (talaga.)
4. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts). (yep!cute talaga :D)
5. I'm convinced I'm pregnant and obsess about it for a minimum of 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when I have no rational reason to think so.
6. I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper in my ear. (sobrang love.haiii)
7. "Fine" is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look. (onga!)
8. Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you. (natural!duh o.O)
9. I'm terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her.
10. I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you. (yepyep :D)
11. I expect you to call me. (or txt..cmpre.)
12. Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants.
13. I'm scared of losing my independence.
14. I'm more forgiving of you than I really should be. :)
16. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not. (See directly above.)
17. If I'm not having sex with you, I'm... a.) ...having a fat day. b.) ...not feeling "connected" to you. c.) ...blackmailing you to get something I want.
18. Shoes determine whether you're fashionable or not. (ahuh)
19. I own a Debbie Gibson CD, and I'm not afraid to use it.
20. When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing. (onga.maka2sapak ako!haha)
21. A man I love plans the occasional fancy-schmancy dress-up date and impromptu weekend getaways, and he buys my favorite candy in advance when we're just going to the movies.
22. You look hot in hooded clothing items. (yes talaga.sobra)
23. You should never tell me what to do. (really!)
24. If I slept over, you owe me breakfast. (natural. alangan buy-your-own-bFast.haha)
25. My breasts love much licking and sucking. (ahahahah!eeh)
26. If you ask me out directly, I will say yes. ( hmmm)
27. I'm very impressed when you ask for my advice. (cmpre)
28. I'm unimpressed with a man who doesn't take the lead. (uo. turnop :/)
29. When in doubt, go with the shirt that matches your eye color.
30. I want to be Madonna. (yea!)
31. Women get urinary-tract infections easily, so watch (and wash) your fingers. (onga.tsktsk ..i mean..madali tlga kami magka-UTI.hikhik)
32. I'm in heaven when you hold my hand. (:D hmmm,now i`m missin` some1)
33. You're sexy when you're shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby. (i love this. :D ..kaya in-emphasize ko. wehe)
34. I need to hear how you feel about me. Often. Tell me now. (uo. kc di nman ako manghu2la :/)
35. Surprises, especially gifts for moi = more loving. (yes. :D)
36. I want to be the best thing that ever happened to you--and for you to recognize this. (weeehh! :D parang my nagsabi pa lng nito saken ;D)
37. If I'm not feeling loved, I will start looking.... (uo talaga!hmp!)
38. Discussion of ex-gf's and ex-bf's should be avoided at all times. (uo. naka2bad3p :/)
39. I like it when you tell me what you're thinking, even if you don't know yourself.
40. Celebrating our anniversary, even if it's only been a few months, earns major bonus points. (hmmm :))
41. I love it when you're sweaty. (sobraaa. naka2-turn on and sooo HOT tingnan. parang ang yummy pag sweaty. bwahahahha :D)
42. It's best to consult your gal pals for gift ideas. (uo. :))
43. A lady should always be greeted with kisses. (bat ako hinde?!?..hinde pla `ko lady ganun??hmp)
44. I like porn. (noooo.. I LOVE IT. ahahahah!! :D)
45. I love holding your bum in the palms of my hands. (:D `ang sexy kc hmmm)
46. Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public. (oh,..i`m not a nice girl, kaya mas like ko yun. hahahaha)
47. It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you wouldn't want me to see, hear, read... (onga!onga!hmp..mga cheater. weheh)
48. For the record: I'd rather you break up with me than cheat. (uo. lagi ko `tong cnasabi. hais)
49. I remember everything about our relationship. (^^. everthing,as in LAHAT baby)
50. You should know all this and more without me telling you. (naman!)
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